Generally speaking, it’s good not to lie to people.
Most people aren’t very good at it and if you make a habit out of lying to people you’re likely to end up getting caught in a web of your own lies. Your lies, as the Blue Fairy would say, become as plain as the nose on your face.
THAT BLUE FAIRY REALLY KNEW WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT
Lying isn’t just wrong according to the Bible (which is bad enough as it is) but if you’re a fan of Immanuel Kant the act of lying is a big no-no.
To quote Kant from his Foundations of the Metaphysics of Morals, “lying is no bueno.”
Of course, as with anything else we’re not supposed to do, like premarital sex, serial arson, or liking Nickleback on Facebook, an admonition to not do something has never stopped anyone from doing anything in the real or make-believe world. And rrally, if you watch enough TV you might think that lying is the necessary evil glue that binds fictional universes together.
…or at least habitual lying makes Don Draper sexy.
LIES AS MUCH AS PINOCCHIO. BUT LOOKS CONSIDERABLY BETTER DOING IT
In fact, when a fictional character lies it often reveals a greater truth. Even if the liar has no idea that’s what they just did.
If you make it your mission to become an observer of fictional liars and fictitious lies, you’ll soon discover that after binge watching three seasons of AMC’s The Walking Dead, basic cable’s ratings powerhouse, the show (ostensibly) about zombies, is a veritable Whack-A-Mole Ô of primetime lying. After spending approximately one and a half days of my life watching zombie chow-downs and survivor shenanigans, I compiled this short list of lies (in no particular order):
- Lori lies to Shane about who is the father of her baby.
- Morgan lies to himself into thinking that he will be able to shoot his reanimated wife.
- Shane lies to everybody about what really happened to Otis.
- Guillermo lies to Rick about his “ferocious” dogs.
- Shane is lying to himself about his “love” for Lori (it’s so obvious).
- Daryl lies to that vato dude about what happened to the guy who pissed him off (Nobody pissed him off. It was actually Merle’s severed hand).
- The governor lies to the people of Woodbury about what really happened to the National Guardsmen.
- Shane lies to Lori about Rick’s “death” (Wait. That may have not been a lie as much as it was wishful thinking. Or a mistake. Whatever).
- Randall lies about merely watching the two girls getting gang-raped in front of their father (we all know that Randall is a shifty slime ball who probably fully participated in the girls’ rape).
- Randall lies to Carl that he is a good guy.
- Jim lies to Jacqui when she discovers that he’s been bitten by a walker.
- The Governor lies to the people of Woodbury about what kind of person he really is.
- Glenn lies to Merle about who is at the prison.
- The Governor lies about what happened to the helicopter pilot.
- Maggie (initially) lies to Glenn about her attraction to him.
- Shane lies to Dale when Dale catches Shane pointing his gut at Rick.
- Axel lies about why he is in prison.
- The Governor lies to Andrea about his true intentions after his “truce” with Rick.
- Tomas lies to Rick when he “accidentally” takes a swipe at Rick’s head (Tomas tells Rick “shit happens”. Rick agrees with Tomas and then cleaves him in the head with a machete).
- Milton (unsuccessfully) lies to the Governor about not knowing about Andrea’s trip the prison.
- Milton (unsuccessfully) lies to the Governor about not knowing who burned the walkers in the pit.
- Andrea lies to Michonne when she denies that she chose sex with the Governor over their friendship.
- Rick fails to inform the group that they are all infected with the zombie virus (this is a lie of omission, but a lie nonetheless).
- Shane lies to Rick about “banging” a high school P.E. coach (we all know Shane was lying).
- Shane lies to Rick about playing nice-nice after their fight (after they failed to successfully abandon Randall).
- Shane lies to Rick so he can lure Rick into the woods so he can kill him.
- Shane lies to Carol about his sympathies for Carol after Sophia’s funeral.
- Shane lies to Randall to lure him into the woods so he can kill him.
My God, Shane does a lot of lying.
Shane is not as big a liar as Don Draper. But then, what fictional character is?
For those who are inclined to view their television through an ethical lens, Shane Walsh demonstrates why Kant tells us that lying is wrong. Namely, that lying violates the Categorical Imperative. Kant tells us that before we perform any act, that:
I only ask myself: Can I will that my maxim become a universal law? If not, it must be rejected, not because of any disadvantage accruing to myself, or even to others, but because it cannot enter as a principle into a possible enactment of universal law, and reason extorts me from an immediate respect for such legislation.
Kant also says that we cannot treat others as mere means to our ends. Kant writes:
… every rational being exists as a end in himself and not merely as a means to be arbitrarily used by this or that will. In his actions, whether they are directed towards himself or toward other rational beings, he must always be regarded at the same time as an end… Man, however, is not a thing, and thus not something to be used merely as a means; he must always be regarded as an end in himself.
You see, Kant tells us that lying (Kant calls “false promises”) is morally wrong because no matter how well-intended our intentions may be, telling lies inevitably leads to some greater moral evil. Kant writes:
Would I be content that my maxim of extricating myself from difficulty by a false promise should hold as a universal law for myself as well as for others? And I could say to myself that everyone may make a false promise… Immediately I see that I could will the lie but not a universal law to lie. For with such a law there would be no promises at all, inasmuch as it would be futile to make a pretense of my intention in regard to future actions to those who would not believe this pretense… Thus my maxim would necessarily destroy itself as soon as it was made a universal law.
In short, Kant says if everybody lies, then no one would believe anyone.
And for all his lies, this is how Shane ends up:
Kant would call that retributive justice.
Shane Walsh is an example of what happens when someone lies. Despite the fact the Shane believed his intentions were good, the consequences of Shane’s lies proved that even the best intentioned lie can have disastrous effects. People can get hurt.
And if you are Randall or Otis, people get killed.
… well actually, if you’re Otis, Shane will shoot you in the kneecap, leave you to the zombies, and then lie to everyone about how you really died.
OTIS SAW HIS LIFE FLASH BEFORE HIS EYES… NO, WAIT — IT’S JUST THE MUZZLE OF SHANE’S GUN
A funny thing about lies.
Even though Kant tells us that all lies are inevitably bad, sometimes when someone lies something weird happens: in the middle of the lie is the truth.
Not just a kind of truth, but THE TRUTH.
The kind of truth-telling lie that reveals how sinister someone truly is.
In the season three (episode three) “Arrow On the Doorpost”, Rick Grimes (Andrew Lincoln) and The Governor (David Morrissey) meet to discuss terms for a treaty following an attack on The Governor’s stronghold in Woodbury.
Wait, this is out of context:
You see, this dude, Merle Dixon, kidnapped two of Rick’s friends, Glenn and Maggie, and so Rick and a few of his people went to Woodbury to rescue them and – well, let’s say things went badly enough to require a cease fire between the two survivalist factions.
Ok. So, the meeting between Rick and The Governor pretty much goes nowhere (although Rick agrees to one condition for a peaceful settlement: he agrees hand over one of his men (actually it was a woman) in exchange for peace). But when each man returns to his camp, The Governor and Rick do the exact same thing: they lie.
The Governor tells Andrea – wait –
Ok, Andrea used to be in Rick’s group, but she was separated from the group when Hershel’s farm (I’m not explaining, just follow along) is overrun by the living dead. Andrea is rescued by Michonne, the nearly-mute, katana-wielding, dreadlocked, badass, who, while she was in Woodbury, got suspicious of The Governor’s motives and skipped town.
Oh yeah, when she returned to Woodbury, she stuck her katana through the skull of Penny, The Governor’s zombified daughter.
… and she also stabbed out The Governor’s eye.
Folks, if you aren’t watching this TV show, you should be.
Get the plot so far?
Ok. So, The Governor tells Andrea that he and Rick have agreed to let bygones be bygones and as long as Rick’s people stay on their side, things between both groups will be hunky dory. But, when out of earshot of Andrea, The Governor tells his men his real plan – that he intends to kill Rick, Michonne, and everyone else in Rick’s group.
We expect The Governor to lie because he’s a bad guy. He does not let the audience down.
But, when Rick returns to his group he tells his fellow survivors that The Governor intends to kill everyone in Rick’s group.
The Governor did not tell Rick this.
But by lying, Rick reveals The Governor’s true intentions.
THE LONGER THIS GUY LIVES THE MORE THAT GOUGED-OUT EYE IS WELL-DESERVED
Rick does lie, but in a strange way, Rick tells something like a Gettier truth: he’s right about The Governor.
But only accidentally so.*
This all makes me wonder: was Rick aware that he was telling his group the truth?
Or was it Rick’s intention to get his people gunned-up to kill The Governor no matter what settlement the two men had reached regarding the attack on Woodbury? Although it would tickle my philosophical soul pink to see it, I’m thinking that a deep, philosophical analysis of Rick Grimes’ motivations isn’t going to be had anytime soon.
Well, not since Andrea died, anyway.
I get the feeling she was the only character who had any idea who Edmund Gettier was.
Oops. Spoiler alert.
* For more information on misapplying the concept of Gettier problems, see my previous post “99 Problems and Gettier Ain’t One”.
Sources: Immanuel Kant. Foundations of the Metaphysics of Morals. 1997 . Second edition. Trans. Lewis White Beck. Upper Saddle River, NJ: Prentice-Hall, Inc. pp. 19, 45-6