What Doesn’t Kill Me Makes Me Kelly Clarkson

I DON’T WATCH AMERICAN IDOL.

Never did.

Show’s almost over now. So I guess I missed my chance.

Although I’ve spent absolutely no time watching American Idol, I am well aware of some of the show’s winners and contestants: Clay Aiken, Adam Lambert, Taylor Hicks, Katherine McPhee, Sanjaya, Chris Daughtry, Ruben Studdard, Jennifer Hudson, Carrie Underwood, Kellie Pickler, Fantasia Barrino, Bo Bice….

You get the idea.

Heck, I even know about William Hung.

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I wish I could forget that guy.

Honestly, I am still mystified how I know about these people.

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Oh yeah, that’s right. It’s because I watch TV all day.

 

Now, I know that some folks think that a TV show like American Idol is the epitome of mindless entertainment (mindless entertainment is our business), but even in the most mindless entertainment there may still be a philosophical nugget to be found.

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PICTURED: A PHILOSOPHICAL NUGGET

 

A philosophical nugget like when a former  American Idol contestant releases a song quoting Friedrich Nietzsche.

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NIETZSCHE ALWAYS HAS THE BEST BEATS

 

First off, if you’re unfamiliar with German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900), Nietzsche famously said in Twilight if the Idols (1888) “What does not destroy me makes me stronger”.

In German, that phrase would be Was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich stärker.

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Nietzsche wrote Twilight of the Idols in response to what he saw was the spread of decadent and nihilistic values in Europe. Nietzsche blames Christianity for convincing people to believe that strength and power are immoral and that weakness is a virtue. Nietzsche argues that society needs a transvaluation of values (he wanted to throw out life-denying values of Christianity in favor of what Nietzsche described as life-affirming values).

On the subject of Christianity, Nietzsche wrote

Christianity was from the beginning, essentially and fundamentally, life’s nausea and disgust with life, merely concealed behind, masked by, dressed up as, faith in “another” or “better” life.

Nietzsche also wrote…

This eternal accusation against Christianity I shall write upon all walls, wherever walls are to be found – I have letters that even the blind will be able to see… I call Christianity the one great curse, the one great intrinsic depravity, the one great instinct or revenge, for which no means are venomous enough, or secret, subterranean and small enough, – I call it the one immortal blemish upon the human race…

 

BEARS WILL KILL YOU

 

Nietzsche wanted a return of strong leaders like Julius Caesar and Napoleon.

Unfortunately for Nietzsche, Christianity is still around.

Apparently, God’s not dead.

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THE MOVIE SAYS SO. IT MUST BE TRUE!!!!!

 

Not that any of that matters when paraphrasing Nietzsche, anyway.

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Although Friedrich Nietzsche died over a century ago, he remains a popular (and oft misquoted) philosopher.

Nietzsche’s influence is everywhere.

…including this guy’s T-shirt.

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I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS MAN IS, BUT I WANT HIS SHIRT

 

Have you seen Fight Club?

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The Big Lebowski?

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Listen to David Bowie?

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If you have, then you’re plenty familiar with the philosophy of Friedrich Nietzsche.

 

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Like I said, I haven’t watched American Idol. But, when Season 1 winner Kelly Clarkson released her fifth album Stronger in 2011, one song not only confirmed the unavoidable, god-like omnipresence of American Idol contestants, but also confirmed the unavoidable, omnipresence of Friedrich Nietzsche paraphrasing in popular culture.

 

This song.

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“Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You)”.

In the hit song, Kelly Clarkson sings,

 

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Stand a little taller. Doesn’t mean I’m lonely when I’m alone. What doesn’t kill you makes you a fighter…”

 

She also sings, “You didn’t think that I’d come back. I’d come back swinging. You tried to break me but you see”.

In Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Nietzsche wrote

Behold, I teach you the overman. The overman is the meaning of the earth. Let your will say: the overman shall be the meaning of the earth! I beseech you, my brothers, remain faithful to the earth, and do not believe those who speak to you of otherworldly hopes! Poison-mixers are they, whether they know it or not. Despisers of life are they, decaying and poisoned themselves, of who the earth is weary: so let them go.

 

Ok, so maybe they don’t mean exactly the same thing.

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Kelly Clarkson’s self-empowerment anthem is all about resilience and overcoming haters, not necessarily about overthrowing Christianity.

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But listen: even though Friedrich Nietzsche and Kelly Clarkson aren’t talking about the same thing, the fact that, in 2011, a song by a popular artist quotes Friedrich Nietzsche AND that the phrase has remained popular more than one hundred years after it was written, proves that philosophy is still relevant in our popular culture.

So take that, Marco Rubio.

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….At least relevant enough for the title of a Kelly Clarkson song.

 

 

 

 

 

 

SOURCES:

Friedrich Nietzsche. The Birth of Tragedy. 1872 Trans. Walter Kaufmann. p. 23.

Friedrich Nietzsche. The Antichrist.

http://www.theperspectivesofnietzsche.com/nietzsche/nuber.html

“Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You)”. Composers: Jorgen Elofsson, David Gamson, Greg Kurstin, and Ali Tamposi. (From the album Stronger [2012]).

Fight Club, Kelly Clarkson, and a thousand other ways to get Nietzsche totally wrong

Sometimes I hate Chuck Palahniuk. It’s not because of anything personal — I don’t personally know the man. I’m certain that he’s probably a pleasure to be with. I hate Chuck Palahniuk because of these two words: Fight Club.

Yeah, I know. I’m playing with fire here. I know by even daring to utter a remotely negative word about either Chuck Palahniuk or Tyler Durden I’m inviting the wrath of Project Mayhem.

Right now I’m certain that I’ve just booked myself a Raymond K. Hessel moment.

Let me get to brass tacks here. Even though the movie Fight Club is older than most of its current fanbase, every so often the authorities bust up some group of high school kids who, after watching the movie, decide that beating the shit out of each other is a fine way to pass time after school.

This is what every Fight Club fan wants to do for a living

Anyone who has either spent a little bit of time in an intro philosophy class or watched television any knows that the Chuck Palahniuk novel Fight Club is an example of nihilism in literature. Philosophically speaking, Nihilism is defined as:

  • total rejection of social mores: the general rejection of established social conventions and beliefs, especially of morality and religion
  • belief that nothing is worthwhile: a belief that life is pointless and human values are worthless
  • disbelief in objective truth: the belief that there is no objective basis for truth

Although the history of nihilism can be traced back to the ancient Greek skeptics, the philosopher most associated with nihilism is the German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900).

A lot of Fight Club fans also claim to like Friedrich Nietzsche.

This is where the trouble begins.

Even if you’ve never personally read a single word Nietzsche wrote, if you have eyes or ears, you’ve certainly been exposed to the words of Friedrich Nietzsche. Our cluture is saturated with Nietzsche’s philosophy. See if any of this sounds familiar to you:

  • There are no facts, only interpretations.
  • What does not kill me makes me stronger (This should ring a bell with Kelly Clarkson fans)
  • Master-slave morality
  • Ubermensch
  • God is dead

All of these ideas appeal to Fight Club fans. They believe that they are the unwanted “middle children of history”, and that God has not only abandoned them, but in all likelihood, he probably hates them. Fight Club fans believe that Fight Club makes them stronger, society needs to be torn down and rebulit with a whole new set of values, and that beating each other to kingdom come will release their inner ubermensches.

If anyone knows how to do that umlaut thing let me know.

His name is Friedrich Nietzsche.

Ok… Uh… there’s really no way to say this delicately… but… well, if any Fight Club-oholic tells you that he’s fulfilling Nietzsche’s nihilistic vision of a transvaluation of values, that Fight Club fan is an idiot. Ok, not an idiot. Calling someone an idiot is a pretty strong accusation. What I will say is this: If you watched (or read) Fight Club and you thought that Tyler Durden and his Project Mayhem are what happens when men realize their inner Nietzschean superman, you’ve got Nietzsche all wrong.

I know, I know, how can I say that Tyler Durden isn’t exactly what Nietzsche was talking about?

Nietzsche wanted society to throw off the old non-life affirming  values that force otherwise strong men into lives of lifeless submission and I know that’s exactly what Tyler Durden was up to. Like Friedrich Nietzsche’s criticism of Europe’s decadent and nihilistic culture, Tyler Durden wanted his space monkeys to throw off our soul corrupting popular culture; to be not what society tells them to be (Calvin Klein pretty boy-looking, Ikea catalogue browsing consumer drones), but to be who they are supposed to be. Like Nietzsche, Tyler Durden wants a (what Nietzsche would call) a transvaluation of values and to bring back the long lost ancient strongmen like Caesar, Napoleon, and the Sophists. Friedrich Nietzsche envisions a world where the masters rise above the slavish herd morality; a world that Tyler Durden says men will stalk elk in the ruins of Rockefeller Center and climb the vines that circle the Sears Tower.

So you say, if Tyler and Fred seem to be in complete agreement, how is it that thinking that they are is getting Nietzsche “all wrong”?

The answer is this: Nietzsche wants to transvalue society, but guys like Tyler Durden aren’t the ones who are supposed to do the transvaluating. In the movie Fight Club, Tyler Durden says this:

The people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals. We haul your trash. We connect your calls. We guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us.

That sentiment is all fine and dandy, and I’m pretty sure that statements like that are what makes Tyler Durden so appealing. The problem with Tyler Durden’s sentiment and why he’s totally off his Nietzsche is because Tyler Durden’s Project Mayhem is exactly the kind of slave morality that Nietzsche is talking about! Tyler’s space monkeys are busboys, cooks, waiters, garage mechanics, garbage men, and office drones — exactly the kind of low hanging fruit that Nietzsche says is filled with resentment and create “slave” moralities (like Christianity) to overthrow and oppress the master class.

You see, even though Tyler Durden feels very much oppressed by a culture that tells him that the ideal man is one who looks like he just stepped out of a Calvin Klein ad, Tyler Durden is precisely where he is supposed to be. Tyler Durden and his fellow low paid, wage earning pals are not the masters who must reclaim the reins of society but the inferior classes who are to be dominated and exploited by the Ubermensch.

This is why Project Mayhem is enevitably doomed to fail.

We know this because Tyler Knows this.

Now how ’bout some Kelly Clarkson?