Schmuck Dynasty

If you want people to think you’re a smart guy, it’s probably best that you steer clear of pop culture. Especially television.

You know, that place that made these people famous:

 

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They don’t call it the boob tube for no good reason.

And it’s no coincidence that, as the number of television channels expanded, so did American waistlines. Television, America’s greatest purveyor of pop culture, is a kind of sugary, addictive brain candy that also makes your body fat.

 

 

fat guy watching TV

 

You won’t have to conduct some scientific study at a major university to figure out that the less TV a person watches the better off that person is. Not just physically better off, but emotionally and intellectually better, too.

 

OBVIOUSLY NOT INTO WATCHING A LOT OF TV

OBVIOUSLY NOT INTO WATCHING A LOT OF TV

 

And there’s nothing on TV that will in any way make us think about things philosophically.

 

reality TV channel

 

 

I think it goes without saying that the less TV we watch the better people we are, but there’s one thing that those who don’t spend their days in front of a glowing monitor (be it a computer or a television set) miss out on: pop culture.

Pop culture is:

 

…the totality of ideas, perspectives, attitudes, memes, images and other phenomena that are preferred by an informal consensus within the mainstream of a given culture… this culture permeates the everyday lives of the society.

 

 

As much as we may hate to admit it, there’s a reason why many of us will “get” this image:

 
snow white and the seven memes

 

Or will find this meme funny:

 

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Or immediately know this line and the name of the movie it comes from:

 

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It is because by being tuned in to pop culture, we are plugged in to a culturally-based collective consciousness that allows us to communicate ideas, thoughts, theories, even jokes.

 

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Try talking to someone who doesn’t pay attention to pop culture. You’ll find you won’t have much to talk about at all.

 

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And one of those things you probably won’t talk about is the recent controversy over remarks made by Phil Robertson, star and patriarch of the basic cable reality television show, Duck Dynasty. The plot of the show centers around the day-to-day misadventures and family mayhem of Robertson and his family, who became extremely rich off of the duck call business.

 

 

Robertson was accused of making homophobic remarks in an interview with GQ Magazine.

Now for those of you who neither follow popular culture nor watch reality TV (because no one does, right?) this is what Phil Robertson said:

It seems like to me, a vagina — as a man — would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me.

 

And Robertson said:

 

There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on dudes! But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man.

 

 

Robertson stated that homosexual behavior is connected with “Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman,” and that gays “ won’t inherit the kingdom of God. It’s not right.”

 

Naturally, many people were angered by Robertson’s sentiments.

 

phil bin laden

 

In response to the public outcry, A&E, the network that airs Duck Dynasty, suspended Robertson from the show.

 

spidey on duck dynasty

 

That prompted Robertson’s supporters, like former Alaska governor and 2012 Republican Vice-Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, to tweet this:

 

sarah palin on DD

 

Of course, pop culture being what it is, Phil Robertson not only dominated the broadcast airwaves, he became a meme as well.

 

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You ain’t anything until you’re a meme.

 

Now, some people say all of this arguing over the opinion of a reality TV star is nothing more than a waste of time. A distraction. We should be focused on other, more important matters.

 

while your rights went away

 

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion and beliefs, even if their opinions and beliefs offend other people.

 

willy wonka on duck dynasty

 

I guess it’s perfectly reasonable to expect that everybody’s got their own way of seeing things, but listen: the fact that a particular point of view came from the mouth of a reality TV star or they say it while there are other, important things going on, doesn’t mean that what the person said isn’t important.

And it doesn’t mean that the situation can’t get us thinking philosophically.

 

don't care about duck dynasty

 

There’s a reason why people were offended by what Phil Robertson said.

 

And no, it’s not because some people are easily butthurt.

 

Emperor Butthurt

 

 

People were offended by what Phil Robertson said because they felt that what he said is wrong. They feel that certain beliefs are wrong – no matter what justification we have for holding those beliefs.  Conversely, those who support Phil Robertson argue that his beliefs not only reflect his religious point of view, but that he is entitled to hold any belief he (or anyone else) wants, regardless of who he offends.

I don’t know how other people see things, but whenever I hear anyone say words like “wrong”, “justified belief”, “religion” or “God”, or when you debate whether it is right or wrong to remove a man from his job on a TV show, I start to think about morality. And when you’re  using morality words, you’re thinking – and talking philosophically.

 

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Yeah, we should be discussing the ethics of unmanned drones, war in the Middle East, international economic relations or our panopticonic reality, courtesy of the NSA – and sure, those are very important things to think about. But there is much to be discussed with the drama over Duck Dynasty or any other time a pop cultural icon or reality TV star grabs unwarranted media attention  by saying or doing  the wrong thing.

Or by saying the right thing, if you see things that way.

At best we can use the opportunity to strike up a moral debate (or two. or with everyone you know) over the ethics of personal opinions.

 

… and don’t forget,  any scandal is perfect for memes.

 

because you know they’re not done yet.

 

 

one does not simply make a duck dynasty meme

 

 

 

 

SOURCES:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop_culture

http://www.tmz.com/2013/12/18/duck-dynasty-phil-robertson-vagina-better-than-man-anus-gq-homophobia/#ixzz2oB4h4RbF

A Few Thoughts on November

It’s November.

Usually the month of November means one thing: Thanksgiving.

We think of Thanksgiving dinners like this:

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I guess some people would also think of Guy Fawkes.

Apparently this is what the real Guy Fawkes looked like. Did every dude in history look like Shakespeare?

Apparently this is what the real Guy Fawkes looked like. Did every dude in history look like Shakespeare?

But more and more lately, November means only one thing: Kennedy.

As in John Fitzgerald Kennedy, 35th president of the United States.

President John F. Kennedy was assassinated November 22, 1963 in Dallas, Texas. This is how people found out what happened:

They say when Kennedy died the nation lost its innocence.

He was assassinated before I was born.

I’ve never been politically innocent. I’m a post-Nixon kid. I’ve always been skeptical of government. For me, it’s all Watergate and 9/11 conspiracies.  I can’t remember ever caring that much about my president.

They say it’s cynicism that’s destroying America.  We don’t place our faith in anything anymore.

No more visions of Camelot.

Today, we ask to see the president’s birth certificate.

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When I see photographs or film of the president in his motorcade, smiling and waving at the Dallas crowd, unaware that he is living the last moments of his life,  it makes me wonder ….

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What’s the real reason why I’m watching this?

I remember after 9/11,  the media all agreed to stop showing the collapse of the Twin Towers because the footage was too upsetting to viewers.

Yet, every November, they have no problem airing the Zapruder film.

Repeatedly.

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Every second to last week of November, there it is. Sometimes shown all in one go; sometimes frame by frame. Kennedy is waving. Kennedy grabs his throat. Jackie climbs on to the trunk of the car.

Frame 313.

Back and to the left.

The last moments of a man’s life.

There’s something wrong about this.

Thinking of the media’s response to viewer complaints after 9/11; that repeated airings of the deaths of nearly 3000 people was upsetting enough not to broadcast it, I wonder why the media acknowledged the wrongness of airing 9/11 footage, but not the assassination of JFK? Now days, Kennedy assassination footage is just another TV show. We’ve become desensitized to the horror of seeing a man’s head blown off.

That should be morally offensive, shouldn’t it?

I’m not thinking of any moral theory in particular, but to me it seems a bit wrong to show a man’s death on television. Wait, not just show – but show year after year, close-ups, slow motion, computerized re-enactments. Like it’s entertainment. Just another bit of reality TV.

Every November, here it comes: The John F. Kennedy Assassination Show!

I almost expect to see opening credits and a dance sequence. Hosted by Ryan Seacrest. Special guest stars William Atherton and J.B. Smoove.

A tie-in with Duck Dynasty or Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

Sponsored by Procter and Gamble.

But it’s just another weeks’ worth of programming with the cable and network news readers throwing out running commentary like they’re watching an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

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I know that the assassination happened fifty years ago and that nearly all of the major players are dead, but that doesn’t make the footage any less horrifying. It doesn’t make it any less offensive that a man’s death is aired dozens of times, often for what seems  to be pure entertainment. Maybe there’s something to be learned from the myriad of shows about conspiracy theories, magic bullets and where are they nows, but I don’t know, something about all of it seems to ignore the fact that President Kennedy was a person.

As someone who, Kant would say,  is an end in himself  (and not mere means to my entertainment).

Kennedy wasn’t a mythical figure. Wasn’t just the president who averted war with the Soviet Union. Wasn’t just the guy who bedded Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, and Sam Giancana’s girlfriend.

He was a person who had no idea that he would die in Dallas that afternoon in November. He was a person who had promised his young son that he’d be home in time to celebrate his son’s birthday. He was a person whose widow, daughter, son  and family had to sit by every November and watch  his death over and over.

Seems strange, but through all this past week of remembering, eulogizing, and speculating, I found myself thinking that the right thing to do wasn’t to think about the connection between Lee Harvey Oswald, the Cubans, the CIA, and George H.W. Bush. The right thing to do, I thought, was to not think about  the conspiracies and the TV movie based on the best-selling book by Bill O’Reilly, starring Rob Lowe as President Kennedy, but to think about an appropriate way to think about the death of the president.

Which, of course, meant writing this post.